[Verse] (Bb F G G x2) - Cm7 Dm7 D# D# - Bb D# Bb Bb
I met him in a crowded room - …
Where people go to drink away their gloom - …
He sat me down and so began - …
The story of a charmless man - … [Intro - Chorus]
Educated the expensive way - … (x1)
He knows his claret from his Beaujolais - …
I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray - …
But then nature didn't make him that way ╔══════╗
║ Blur ║
[Hook] Bb F G G ╚══════╝
((He went/Nana) nanananana (nanaaa) - … x2)
[Chorus #1] (Bb Bb Bb Bb - Bb Dm7 Cm7 Dm7 - Cm7 Cm7 x2)
F F D# D#
(He thinks his educated - Airs - Those family shares
Will protect him - That (we'll) respect him)
(He moves in circles - Of friends - Who just pretend
That they like him - He does the same to them)
And when you put it all together
There's the model of a charmless man [Hook] (/…) (…)
He knows the swingers and their cavalry - …
Says he can get in anywhere for free - …
I began to go a little cross-eyed - …
And from this charmless man I just had to hide [Hook]
(He talks at speed - He gets nose bleeds [Chorus #2]
He doesn't see ╔═══════════╗
His days are tumbling - Down upon him) ║ Charmless ║
(And yet he tries - So hard to please ║ Man ║
He's just so keen ╚═══════════╝
For you to listen - But no one's listening)
[Solo - Verse] [Chorus #1 - Lines #1~5] (you'll)
[Chorus #2 - Last 7 lines]
[Hook] (Bb F G G x3) - Bb G# F# F - D# C#-C7 Bb
(/Nana/Nana/Nana//) (…/na/na naaaa) (x3~2~1)